"that’s fucked up."

me trying to console someone (via humansarevile)

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benefits of being my boyfriend

  • you get to touch the booty
  • you get to touch the booty in public
  • you get to touch the booty in bed
  • you get to touch the booty upside down
  • you get to touch the booty sideways
  • you get to touch the booty 

(Source: cholas-go-to-sk00l-too, via surprisebuttsexxx)

hartphillia:

Describing my relationship with my boyfriend;

My boyfriend and I normally:

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When I’m making the first move with him:

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When I hug him while he’s off-guard:

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When he’s making the first move with me:

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Our first kiss:

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When it’s time to say good night:

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